The Most Merciful Response To An Atrocious Intro E-Mail And Resume We've Ever Seen On Wall Street

This could have been worse — much, much, worse. A college student completely blew one of the most important moments in anyone's professional career — his introduction to the first 'someone' that could help him get his foot in the door on Wall Street. In this case, that 'someone' was a Managing Director at Bank of America Merrill Lynch. The whole mess was documented in the cringe-worthy e-mail exchange below. The kid's resume was also attached, and it was a mess — difficult to read and incl...